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I, For One, Welcome Our Robot Overlords – Freedom Feens radio episode 911

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Putting the derp in underpaidLousander Feen (The Titanium Meerkat / The Chop Shop Rooster / The Leashless Labrador), Freedom Feens co-founder and showrunner Michael W. Dean a.k.a. BENEVOLENT DICTATOR FOR LIFE (The Iron Hamster, i.e. MWD), Dianna Keiler (The Laughing Kitty) and Nick Hazelton (The Hazy Yak / Dear Sweet Yak Emperor) yak about socialists and how silly they are, trying to take pee out of a pool with a spoon, yak murder, and much much more.

They discuses selling yaks into slavery to Buddhist monks and UC Davis trying to scrub the internet of the pepper spray incident. Based upon the number of search results that come up, it’s not working very well.

Then it’s all socialism… all the time. It turns out that young people love redistribution of wealth so long as they are not the ones getting looted. Unemployed people tend to support redistribution even when they were opposed to it while they were employed. The Fight for $15 crowd puts the derp in underpaid and is hastening the arrival of our robot overlords!

Steve made Bingo cards of MWD’s top topics on the Freedom Feens.

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You’ve Got Government in your Water! – Freedom Feens

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Michael W. Dean, Jeremy Heisenburglar, Hugo González, and Jim Jesus talk about government headlines: Water in Flint is improving but still unsafe to drink, researchers say, cops using BipCot-licensed software in clear violation of the license,  Uber says it gave feds data on more than 12 million users, dieting, and so much more!

Romanian commie dictator killed on national TV in 1989!

Krist Novoselic from Nirvana talking about his love of Bomb.

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Gentrifying the Drug War – Freedom Feens radio

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SteveLoinclothJames Babb (The Rowdy Mudskipper), Michael W. Dean (The Iron Hamster, i.e. MWD), Lisa DeLasho (Ginger Snaps) and Steve Miller-Miller (Homo Sapiens Sumophages) yak poetic about: the CIA forgetting the planted bombs on a school bus, The CIA spying on your DNA through your makeup, why the FBI director puts tape over his webcam (and why you doing this may soon be illegal), school boards spying on students in their bedroom through their laptops, tattooing babies, Does Goldman Sachs write the script for every US election?, bribing voters and judges and senators and why elections are more corrupt than you think, and calculating reparations for people like MWD who are 1/64th black.

Steve made Bingo cards of MWD’s top topics on the Freedom Feens.

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Make Pangea Great Again – Freedom Feens radio

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ImblackyallMichael W. Dean talks about his black heritage, the One-drop rule, MWD’s Neanderthal pride, sangmelee  = person who is 1/64 black; Jeremy Heisenburglar talks about the strip-search phone call scam, SVU, Robin Williams, Jerry Orbach, Detective Milgram and Minnesota Burger King workers smash windows after prank call; Mr. Steve Miller-Miller talks about Bernie Sanders’ pathetic cyberbegging that sounds like a televangelist + the new Joy Division, and Young Nick Hazelton give us redemption in the third yak.

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Michael W. Dean on the Evil Twin Podcast

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MWD is interviewed for an upcoming episode of the very cool Evil Twin Podcast. (I’ll also be broadcasting this on a weekend Feens radio show on actual radio sometime soon.)

Topics include “Who would build the roads?”, how the government did NOT invent the Internet, why Hilary and Trump and Obama and Bush and Bernie are interchangeable, what to do about the problem of Crapitalism (government-protected Capitalism), FeenBot3000, Guns and Weed: the Road to Freedom, Hubert Selby Jr It’ll Be Better Tomorrow, The BipCot NoGov license, and some audio tips for podcasters.

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Guide to editing classic podcast episodes for radio broadcast on the Freedom Feens

FeenzEditClassic(This is the kind of stuff I do all day every day for the Feens, for free. Like writing this tech doc for co-hosts. Like editing 50 Ben Stone episodes. So please donate if you can.)

Nick and CJ:

OK, First, please only edit your best-sounding episodes with the best content. Don’t bother with interviews done over a cell phone that sound like crap. Don’t bother with stuff that isn’t up to Feens standards. And please don’t bother with interviews with someone who hems and haws and stammers or sounds boring, even if the audio is good.

Continue reading Guide to editing classic podcast episodes for radio broadcast on the Freedom Feens

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All Prof CJ and AnYak liners for radio from Freedom Feens hosts

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Yak_Drawing_historicSo, starting soon the Freedom Feens will be playing specially edited and formatted classic episodes of Feens host Nick Hazelton’s
Anarcho-Yakitalism Podcast and Feens fellow traveler Professor CJ’s Dangerous History Podcast on the radio on the weekend.

They’re both great shows and deserve to get actual airplay.  I’ve been doing this for some time with Ben Stone’s Bad Quaker podcast and it’s been quite popular on radio.

Since these episodes are already on the websites of their respective shows, and will not be posted here, the only way to hear them on radio will be, well, on radio. (List of our affiliates is HERE.)

A bunch of Feens (Me, Nick, Jeremy, James, Steve, Angela, Lou, and also Professor CJ) worked hard recording liners for these shows on radio, and I spent a goodly bit of time fluffing and folding them. So I wanted to share them with you. That’s what today’s six-minute MP3 is. Enjoy!

— MWD

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Yakin’ bout Fr33 Aid – decentralized first aid – Freedom Feens radio

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Still life with BipCot and yakLousander Feen, Lisa DeLasho, and Jeremy Henggeler yak with Michael Voluntaryist from FR33 Aid. They discuss how the organization works and the Paul Frontiero III Memorial Wig Campaign.

Lou, Lisa, and Jeremy dodge drone strikes and manage to discuss how taxes/theft are repellent for rich people and how faith in government and the police is eroding,  and how one guy moving will ruin New Jersey even more than it is ruined just by being New Jersey.

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A Full Squirm of BipCotted FeenWorms! – Freedom Feens Radio

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Steve Miller-Miller, James Babb, Chandler St. Pierre, and Jeremy Henggeler squirm their way into your ear ways with Steve’s travel guide to Asian countries, trolling Bernie supporters, and how no one can get drunk on non-alcoholic beer. Jeremy gets droned and we delve into the world of competitive eating!

LA passes a new law against the homeless,  the Feens cover the release of the Panama Papers, and you can learn how closely you stand with Daryl W. Perry at http://www.isidewith.com

F.B.I. Lawyer Won’t Say if Data From Unlocked iPhone Is Useful

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